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Thanks, Obama!

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HOW TO WRITE AN ESSAY IN TWO HOURS DURING SCHOOL a novel written by me

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idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

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idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

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has this been done yet

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Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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infamousgod:

Short people have it tough because no matter how much they do the right thing they’re always looked down upon

Tall people got it bad too, they aren’t allowed to make mistakes because people always look up to them

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i want to make a chain of cool gifs/photos, ill start

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i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

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